An Update of th' Rogers/Astaire Thing.

O.K. most of us are too young for this crap, but there's that saying about Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers: "She gave him sex appeal and he gave her class".

So, in our kooky modern world how could we play with this li'l comparative device? I'll tell ya how:

Like this here:
Kurt and Courtney:

He gave her a career, she gave him a headfull of buckshot.

George and Karl:

He gave him a job, he gave him 50 pounds and 50 I.Q. points. Lookit that fat big asshole.

Dick Cheney and Scooter Libby (all pictures of them together have been removed from the Internets. Google it. You'll see. )

He gave him a job, he gave him a hands-free blowjob.

Brad 'n' Angelina:

She gave him class, he gave her...well, let her tell it.

Siegfried 'n' Roy:

He gave him th' best years of his life and 6-7 pounds of flesh, he gave him a skilled and tender reacharound.

Who else?? Who else?? Audience participation time.


Anonymous Bob Dwire said...

See now, you're forgetting the globaility of the internet (and the laziness of your readers). Who are Siegfried and Roy? And why should I care?

6:14 AM  
Anonymous the brentmeister general said...

Simon and Garfunkel.
Simon gave Garfunkel the songs, Art's freakish ginger afro diverted attention away from Paul's toope.
mlkmcs - DJs rapping over Pavement records

2:40 PM  
Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

bob- you shouldn't care. You're like an American Indian w/ the Nina Pinta 'n' the Santa Maria not yet on the horizon. Would that I could be ignorant of Siegfried 'n' Roy.

Brentmeister- nice in the mlkmcs. Makes me feel "hip" for getting it.

dwyuwyr- bob dwire's last name in swahili.

6:15 PM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

I'm only here to admit defeat, Bobby. This post was so funny, man, I wanted to join the game but I'm having a very very off week. Your brilliant shit would only have been made even more brilliant in contrast.

Oh shit - that means I should have posted!

klkjn - Norse for frozen nuts

8:32 PM  
Blogger XTCfan said...

Paul McCartney and John Lennon:

Paul never gave John his money
John only gave Paul his funny paper
and in the middle of negotiations
They broke up ...

uailvptc (sorry, try another)

10:38 PM  

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