Definitely Not Separated At Birth

Check it out, kiddies- Spy Magazine started the rage in the '90's and this is Bobby Lightfoot's yucksome variation--------

i'm too stupid to lay this out the right way so make sure you read downwards like in the olden days, and let's not let my idiocy get in the way of some larfs! I never do! In fact, I really on it! I mean, rely on it!

the best thing about Separated At Birth is that it was the first place I ever saw "uber-" used as a prefix, so I'll be sure and use "uber-" on at least every other hilarious pair!

Anyway, I give you...