Now it's time to tell you about a feist named Sal.

I know a feist that dwells hereabouts. A feist named Sal. This feist is a tough little customer, let me tell you. What a nasty piece of work! This is a nasty, nasty little feist indeed. This is a pushy, selfish, jealous, wilful, mangy little feist that snorts with displeasure and grunts in her sleep. No slight can go unremarked, no movement unmonitored under the steady glare of the feist Sal.
I pity the soul who defies this pushy little feist. This is a feist that lives to push errant souls firmly back in their place. This is a tough, wiry, bossy little feist that lives to find flaws in the order of things and grunt and snort her displeasure. This is a jealous, pushy, nasty little feist indeed. A jealous, bossy, grunting, snorting, selfish little feist named Sal.