when england turns to pie (an homage to Edgar Allen Pie)

When it dawns on the morrow in Stratcast-On-Rye
A pumpkin's sour sweetness, a pie in the sky
Cherry and mince will vie for the throne when England turns to pie
Agriculture and the food ind'stry will become irrelevant, shriv'l and die

So sing on, o muse, of a time near yet far;
Understanding's a trick in the box by the fire
Seldom seen sapphire shores aglint in the holy light of pie
Of pie, of pie, of pie, of pie
Of pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, yummy pie.