Bobby Lightfoot's New Home Truths

Punk rock is safe as milk and has been since 1979.

If you want to piss off your parents try picking up the fucking violin.

Punk rock sure does sound good in a Target ad. You know why?

Because your parents were 15 when this shit came out.

Let me say this one more time: Punk rock reminds your PARENTS OF THEIR FIRST DATE.

Come on, kids. Jesus Christ. Write a fucking piano concerto or something you want to be all scary.


Anonymous Kevin said...

Jesus Christ, I'm glad somebody else noticed this. I was in fucking high school when Never Mind the Bullocks came out!

4:15 PM  

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