Hey, Fuckface, I'm Saint Pepe of Cobarubbias. Fuckin' A.

And the Sacred Foreskin of Cobarubbias jes' happen to be MINE, O.K. Vato? No fuckin' roun' withh de foreskin shit there a-aiight.

Roberto tol' me I could come here his blog an' say some shit i dunno. No SE esta blogura mierda. Siquera puedo encontrar los accentos hijosputenses y de mal holor. Me cago in la tumba del soldado desconocido de Santa Marta y los Siete Henanos.

So, you whant some shit make you laugh, man? I'll telll you some shit now you know wha'aam seyyin?

So, this fucking vato walks into a bar, man, he's like walkin' in an' shit. And he's like "oye sangre deme un trago de Patrone y una puta rucia..."

Yeah, so.

Just don' fuck with the Foreskin of Cobarrubbias, O.K.?

-------------------Pepe