Bobby Lightfoot Blogs of Note #1: This Black Metal Pussy

Alright, it's fun and educational to browse people's blogs. Everybody knows that. Thing is, every now and then you bump up against one that you gotta share with your buds. This guy, for example, is a Black Metal fag from some wuss band called "Vengeance Rising" who I'm sure any 3 8-year olds could reduce to weeping wrecks with a couple paint ball guns and a slingshot. Amusing stuff.

Near as I can glean he was ousted from some fag metal outfit or another and spends his days swearing pussy vengeance and recording some new abomination. He has no idea of the comedy that he is spinning with his fag metal soap opera. Yeah, you, Mr. Cryptkeeper. Yeah, I'm onto you. I know you signed up to be on Queer Eye.

Anyway- enjoy. Don't forget th' popcorn.

Oh- his day gig: he's a loan agent. Satan is King, dog.