Hillary54: do you like shopping
Teen: ya
Hillary54: were do you rest your macrame when the teapot boils?
Teen: well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself
Hillary54: do you blow dry
Teen: towel
Hillary54: really
Hillary54: conditioner?
Teen: well ya
Hillary54: very nice
Teen: lol
Hillary54: cute knitting needle bouncing in the air

Hillary54: I want to see your new outfit
Teen: Like I said not til feb?then we will go to dinner
Hillary54: and then what happens
Teen: we eat...we drink...who knows...hang out...late into the night
Hillary54: and
Teen: I dunno
Hillary54: dunno what
Teen: hmmm I have the feeling that you are fishing here...
im not sure what I would be comfortable with...well see
Hillary54: I want to see your new khakis with that adorable sweater

Hillary54: ok..i better go vote..did you know your outfit would have this effect on me
Teen: lol I guessed
Teen: ya go vote?I don't want to keep you from doing our job
Hillary54: can I have a good hug goodnight
Teen: :-*

Hillary54: we will be adjourned ny then
Teen: oh good
Hillary54: by
Hillary54: then we can hit Bed Bath 'n' Beyond
Hillary54: lol
Teen: yes yes ;-)
Hillary54: your not old enough to shop for color coordinated lighting fixtures
Teen: shhh?
Hillary54: ok
Teen: that's not what my ID says
Teen: lol
Hillary54: ok
Teen: I probably shouldn't be telling you that huh
Hillary54: we may need to drop the new sconces off at my house so we don't get busted.

Hillary54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a sweatervest this weekend
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:38 PM): lol no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im single right now
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi
Hillary54 (7:47:11 PM): are you
Hillary54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your studying and dressing nice
Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol?a bit
Hillary54 (7:48:00 PM): did you trim your hair this weekend yourself
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
Hillary54 (7:48:33 PM): wow?
Hillary54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha
Hillary54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:15 PM): thats true
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend
Hillary54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though
Hillary54 (7:51:11 PM): why not
Hillary54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily
Xxxxxxxxx (7:51:57 PM): not me
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:01 PM): im not a hair dog
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week
Hillary54 (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number
Hillary54 (7:52:27 PM): in the shower

Hillary54 (8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild
Xxxxxxxxx (8:03:14 PM): ya but now im watching Gilmore Girls
Hillary54 (8:03:32 PM): me 2
Hillary54 (8:03:42 PM): clothes got you going
Hillary54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:04 PM): a Brooks Brothers ensemble with brown patent leather shoes
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:09 PM): and houndstooth blazer
Hillary54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big lapel
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:35 PM): ya
Hillary54 (8:04:45 PM): um
Hillary54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them on to you
Xxxxxxxxx (8:05:08 PM): haha
Hillary54 (8:05:53 PM): and brim the one eyed snake
Hillary54 (8:06:13 PM): trim
Xxxxxxxxx (8:06:53 PM): not tonight?dont get to excited
Hillary54 (8:07:12 PM): well your dressed up
Xxxxxxxxx (8:07:45 PM): that is true
Hillary54 (8:08:03 PM): and your bedroom is so adorably coordinated


Blogger Employee of the Month said...


6:39 PM  
Blogger roxtar said...

were do you rest your macrame when the teapot boils?

Cracked me up....

9:10 PM  
Blogger Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Remember in the Lewinski transcripts when Bill told Monica that he hadn't gotten a blowjob in years?! ... Man, look at her chowin' that hoagie.

9:13 PM  
Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

Yep, bjs are definitely like flowers. When you're married you only get 'em when someone's been wronged.

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the "sweatervest".

10:11 PM  
Blogger roxtar said...

I'm in the process of making a "man-cave" in my basement. TV, stereo, fireplace, guitars, leather recliner and a DSL line. My wife has promised me the "three B's" when it's finished: a beer, a ballgame, and a blowjob.

Naturally, upon hearing this offer, my thoughts turned to the Bible. Specifically, the Book of Proverbs, 3:12 - "She is more precious than rubies: and all the things thou canst desire are not to be compared unto her".

Also, Proverbs 4:9 - "She shall give to thy head an ornament of grace: a crown of glory shall she deliver to thee?"

Crown of glory....THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

5:50 AM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

Goddam, that's funny.

What, are you and Neddie in some kinda comptetition now?

2:58 PM  
Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

Hey is a "crown of glory" like a pearl necklace but with better headwinds?

Hyork. I'd like to thank my family.

Loving the man-cave. A must. And the woman who sanctions it is wise, wise indeed. I put some blinky shit in mine so I can call it a "studio" but we all god damn know it's a place to go and fart loud.

kebmo- only for Mom's love. Only blogvantage I have on Niddie is that he'll never say "cunt" on his blig. Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.

9:45 PM  
Blogger Neddie said...

No, but I sure as fuck can say it on *yours.*

Cnut, nutc, tunc, utnc...


PS: If we're in a competition, yours won."Conditioner?" HAR!

11:57 AM  

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