POSSIBLY THE MOST USELESS THING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW: A NEW SERIES BY BOBBY LIGHTFOOT.
This week:
The Ring Tone.
If you don't realize how useless the ring tone is, brother have I got some news for you.
If you're down with ring tones I suspect you eat your own boogers. If you're older I suspect you fantasize about sex with young boys.
The Ring Tone: this weeks' most useless fucking thing in the world. But of course you knew that. You wouldn't let The Man permit you to spend 5 seconds preoccupied about something so utterly, unbelievably, immeasurably stupid and useless while our leaders eviscerate Third World children by the busload and make them into soup. 'Course not. You know where it's at. Where it ISNT AT?
That's right- the fucking ring tone. The only logical way to preoccupy yourself with the Ring Tone is like this. By actively hating it.
Boooo, ring tones.
The Ring Tone.
If you don't realize how useless the ring tone is, brother have I got some news for you.
If you're down with ring tones I suspect you eat your own boogers. If you're older I suspect you fantasize about sex with young boys.
The Ring Tone: this weeks' most useless fucking thing in the world. But of course you knew that. You wouldn't let The Man permit you to spend 5 seconds preoccupied about something so utterly, unbelievably, immeasurably stupid and useless while our leaders eviscerate Third World children by the busload and make them into soup. 'Course not. You know where it's at. Where it ISNT AT?
That's right- the fucking ring tone. The only logical way to preoccupy yourself with the Ring Tone is like this. By actively hating it.
Boooo, ring tones.
posted by Bobby Lightfoot at 19:16
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