Bobby Lightfoot's Recording Tips #1
Maybe I can perform a useful function with my largely ornamental skillset. I'll throw some shit out there from my years starvin' behind the mixie board.
Check this out- you'll love it.
Record your entire stereo mix out to the cassette deck you hain't throwed away yet. Use Dolby if you have to be a pussy. Rerecord that back to yer digital, time-match it with the original and groove to the craziest 70's full-mix phase-o-rama since the Doobies "Listen To The Music".
That's were it's at, dawg.
Also, print those clinical digital drum mixes off onto that cassette deck. Print 'em hot, the way we used to when we tracked to tape like MEN. If you've got a three-head deck, just run 'em through and back. SLAM that needle. Tape can TAKE IT, unlike faggy digital. Analog is the realm of MEN. Bring 'em back to your DAW and revel in that delicious analog tape compression. Replace your original gay digital recording. Do it again and use THAT one, timematched to the first for more TESTOSTERONE POISONED PHASE INSANITY.
Ashley Simpson would NEVER do this. 'Course, she doesn't know what "recording" means, so forget it. I meant her "handlers". She probably couldn't even smoke a spliff without breaking down and crying like the talentless little hankiesmear that she is. Bleagh. "Boo hoo...this stuff is making me see the TRUTH...and it's so...so...UGLY...boo hoo..."
Check this out- you'll love it.
Record your entire stereo mix out to the cassette deck you hain't throwed away yet. Use Dolby if you have to be a pussy. Rerecord that back to yer digital, time-match it with the original and groove to the craziest 70's full-mix phase-o-rama since the Doobies "Listen To The Music".
That's were it's at, dawg.
Also, print those clinical digital drum mixes off onto that cassette deck. Print 'em hot, the way we used to when we tracked to tape like MEN. If you've got a three-head deck, just run 'em through and back. SLAM that needle. Tape can TAKE IT, unlike faggy digital. Analog is the realm of MEN. Bring 'em back to your DAW and revel in that delicious analog tape compression. Replace your original gay digital recording. Do it again and use THAT one, timematched to the first for more TESTOSTERONE POISONED PHASE INSANITY.
Ashley Simpson would NEVER do this. 'Course, she doesn't know what "recording" means, so forget it. I meant her "handlers". She probably couldn't even smoke a spliff without breaking down and crying like the talentless little hankiesmear that she is. Bleagh. "Boo hoo...this stuff is making me see the TRUTH...and it's so...so...UGLY...boo hoo..."
posted by Bobby Lightfoot at 12:21
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