Oh, and a real quick shizzout out to:

Kevin Wolf for having the least neurotic microwave technique, and Bryan for taking issue with someone for "ruining the efficiency of his hot pocket". There's a euphimism for female virginity loss right there, sirrah.

Both have won a dandelion milkshake.

Boy, not only is that a great name, it would also be a capital term of nonendearment for the male effluvia.

Dandelion Milkshake and the Transylvanian Teabags. tonite only.