PAPER OR PLASTIC????
FUCK!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!! J-J-J-JESUS CHRIIIIIISTTTTTT!!!!!
NO I DON'T NEED A GOD DAMN BAG FOR MY PACK OF CIGARETTES.
NO, I DON'T NEED A FUCKING BAG FOR THIS GRAPE I JUST BOUGHT.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE BAG THING???? IS OUR WORTH NOW MEASURED BY HOW MANY LIVING THINGS EACH OF US FUCKING SUPPLANTS????
NO I DON'T NEED A FUCKING BAG FOR THIS DONUT. JESUS CHRIST. DON'T TRY TO PUT YOUR REPULSIVE BLOODLUST ON ME, MOTHERFUCKER. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM??? FUCKING RETAILERS WITH THE FUCKING BAG THING???
MAKE YA A DEAL- SAY I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING TWO FUCKING DOLPHINS A YEAR WITH MY CAST OFF PLASTIC SHIT???? 'KAY I'M GOING TO MAKE A DEAL HERE. I WILL PERSONALLY BLUDGEON ONE CUTE DOLPHIN TO DEATH IF BY CARRYING MY OWN FUCKING PENCIL THAT I BOUGHT IN THIS PERFECTLY SERVICEABLE POCKET INSTEAD OF YOUR BAG OF THE DEVIL, THE OTHER CUTE DOLPHIN IS SPARED.
OHHHHH. OHHHH, ARE WE EVER FUCKING BLOWING IT.
posted by Bobby Lightfoot at 00:20
2 Comments:
You got it right there,Bobby Lightfoot! Anon
What happened is people wanted convenience. When I was a kid, we got milk in glass bottles. When we wanted more we turned in the empties for full ones. We could still do that!
Carry that out as far as you want, we coould do that!
Gary
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