9/30/2006

A Difficult But Necessary Operation.


It is time to draw straws, my friends. There are things to consider: who among us has the least dependents? Who has a steady hand and a keen eye? Who is unconspicuous?

Think of a decent band, say. With a lot of good players and a great singer but the bass player ruins everything. Or a family where a wretched and loudmouthed child sets the tone for every interaction. And when the audience or th' neighbors think of this band or family all they can think about is the wretched little egotist.

Who is brave? Who is mature and sober enough to realize that the time has come to draw straws?

3 Comments:

Blogger beyond passionate said...

You know I think I've got some useful years ahead and my music dreams are closer than ever, but somebody has to step forward and volunteer to "do the right thing"...ah what the hell, put my name in the hat.

11:20 PM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

Millions cheer across the globe!

Yeah, count me in.

7:28 AM  
Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

BP- man, if you're about to make some noise with music, what better press hook than being responsible for Bush's death? You're going to need something. You'll see. They'll fill you in.

Kevin- start hittin' the range, man. Small cal, bolt action.

7:17 PM  

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