Brutal Rock 'n' Roll Ironies Number 4 Of A Series

John had actually been planning on shooting Yoko in front of the Dakota.


GAHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now he's gonna have that lameass jazz pussy Jaco play bass for him in rock 'n' roll heaven instead of me. Shit.

He'll be all, "you weren't nice to Yoko, so fuck you." and I'll be in the band that's like the guy from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap, the little kid from the Partridge family, Kurt Cobain on keyboards and Dylan on lead guitar. and Karen Carpenter on drums.

that will sound really bad. Especially fucking Dylan. It's like having T.S. Elliot play lead guitar.

Dylan is cool on bass. Have you ever heard Dylan on bass?

Have you ever heard Dylan on 'base?

Actually I never did but there's that 65-era picture of him in the studio and he's wearing an early 60-s sunburst P-bass and it looks like it grew on him.

Dylan rocks. Maybe we could kill the Partridge kid, Kurt, and the Union Gap guy and Karen and he and I will just throw some rhymes back 'n' forth a spell. Y'know? Casual-like.

Oh, wait- never mind. It's heaven so they're already dead.

Oh well, maybe it'll happen in this life. Probably. It would probably happen if it was 1979.