Wherein I Apply My Not Inconsiderable Intellect To Some Thorny Issues

Boy! The economy! Who can really say what the end result will be when we create a boom with deficit spending. Hmmmm. Call me a savant but I sense we will see an increase in interest rates today when th' Fed does its thing. This will be interesting in the short term because

Never mind. Fuck the economy. The fucking economy can smoke pole.

All right, how about the Iraqi elections? Are we fomenting a new feudalism with our attempts to guide a democracy in Iraq? Will the mullahs and th' Shia

Never mind. Fuck the Iraqi elections. The fucking Iraqi elections can smoke pole.

Saaaay.... What about the future of stem cell research? Is it all going to go offshore because Americans think Santa said it's bad and immoral? It will be interesting to see where this stem cell debate will

Never mind. Fuck stem cell research. Fucking stem cell research can smoke pole.

Gee whiz- things are crazy with the widening gap between the working class and the rich in this country! The disparity here is exceeded only by Mexico and Burundi! What will happen? Where's it all going?

Never mind. Fuck the income gap. The fucking income gap can smoke pole.

I do hope I've shed light on some of the trickier issues that we face at this time.


Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Perfectly clear now. thanks.

12:57 AM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

Not just perfectly clear - it's pole-smokin' perfectly clear.


8:14 AM  
Blogger The Viscount LaCarte said...

Funny but lately I have been feeling exactly that way.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh, huh. He said fuck the income gap. Huh, huh. Fuck. Gap. /Butthead.

10:08 AM  

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