Hey Whyn't Y'all BLOW ME?
But first, won't you enjoy my lovely poemme, which I have enchosen to entitle "Definitely Not Separated At Birth"?
This evil waste of Rogaine
The broad what shot Kurt Cobain
The talentless Alanis
God's gift Declan MacManus
Th' Queen of Soul
All Set For Pole
The folks that now are Famous
That uptown hooker Hilton
That third-form poet Milton
God's shriveled, veiny boner
This waste-'o-skin dead stoner
Th' Duke Of Earl
This naked girl
This handsome semen donor
Th' dialoguist Mamet
Metallica's Kirk Hammet
Molester Wilford Brimley
His buddies call'd him "Himmly"
This genius gay
Edna Millay
And I, who takes views dimly.
This evil waste of Rogaine
The broad what shot Kurt Cobain
The talentless Alanis
God's gift Declan MacManus
Th' Queen of Soul
All Set For Pole
The folks that now are Famous
That uptown hooker Hilton
That third-form poet Milton
God's shriveled, veiny boner
This waste-'o-skin dead stoner
Th' Duke Of Earl
This naked girl
This handsome semen donor
Th' dialoguist Mamet
Metallica's Kirk Hammet
Molester Wilford Brimley
His buddies call'd him "Himmly"
This genius gay
Edna Millay
And I, who takes views dimly.
posted by Bobby Lightfoot at 16:55
6 Comments:
dude that rocked harder than an ass in a kicking factory.
That fucking sucked. Brilliantly so.
Ron Jeremy as Super Mario? What kind of Nintendo games have I been missing out on!??!??!
*orders GameCube & box of tissues*
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Nice pome, Bobby.
It's a work of Art. And a work of Literature. And a piece of Work.
As are you, my tfdjqn.
The Reg Dwight thing rates a spit take
But in coffee I did not partake
Wish you weren't so hard on Garcia
And I wish that that could rhyme with Marcia
Wilfred Brimley crawled up your butt
And caused you to spew some smut
Of this I think you should be proud
Just mention his name and I laugh out loud
Most blogs I read are rather crappy
But visit here and I leave happy!
Heh. You're right, Al. I'd change it to Paul Kantner if it wasn't such a hassle.
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