Hey Whyn't Y'all BLOW ME?

But first, won't you enjoy my lovely poemme, which I have enchosen to entitle "Definitely Not Separated At Birth"?

This evil waste of Rogaine

The broad what shot Kurt Cobain

The talentless Alanis

God's gift Declan MacManus

Th' Queen of Soul

All Set For Pole

The folks that now are Famous

That uptown hooker Hilton

That third-form poet Milton

God's shriveled, veiny boner

This waste-'o-skin dead stoner

Th' Duke Of Earl

This naked girl

This handsome semen donor

Th' dialoguist Mamet

Metallica's Kirk Hammet

Molester Wilford Brimley

His buddies call'd him "Himmly"

This genius gay

Edna Millay

And I, who takes views dimly.


Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

dude that rocked harder than an ass in a kicking factory.

9:24 PM  
Blogger helmut said...

That fucking sucked. Brilliantly so.

9:32 PM  
Blogger fgfdsg said...

I'll be impressed if you put it to music!

1:11 AM  
Anonymous le generale du brentmeisteur said...

Ron Jeremy as Super Mario? What kind of Nintendo games have I been missing out on!??!??!
*orders GameCube & box of tissues*
Nice pome, Bobby.

3:03 AM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

It's a work of Art. And a work of Literature. And a piece of Work.

As are you, my tfdjqn.

9:16 AM  
Blogger The Viscount LaCarte said...

The Reg Dwight thing rates a spit take

But in coffee I did not partake

Wish you weren't so hard on Garcia

And I wish that that could rhyme with Marcia

Wilfred Brimley crawled up your butt

And caused you to spew some smut

Of this I think you should be proud

Just mention his name and I laugh out loud

Most blogs I read are rather crappy

But visit here and I leave happy!

12:07 PM  
Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

Heh. You're right, Al. I'd change it to Paul Kantner if it wasn't such a hassle.

4:56 PM  

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