Woah! Bobby's TV Roundup!
Woo-hoooo!! Yippee! It's Bobby Lightfoot's TV reviews! Couldn't you just have a embolism?This Week:
American Idol: Some talentless, brain-infected karaoke singin' teen gets 8 billion dollars. Yucks aplenty!! I look down in dismay at the warm, spreading stain on m'pants!!
VH1's Celebreality: Several irritating lisping queens try to make you think things matter that matter not a whit! Like your existence!
Fox News: Look, I know I'm not going to make any friends here! You know how much I care! Gotta get this off my chest! I'M FUCKING GLAD THAT LITTLE TROLLOP NATALIE HOLLOWAY IS SHARK FOOD, FUCKERS! YAY! tHE WITCH IS FUCKING DEAD!!! 1 DOWN SIX FUCKING TRILLION TO GO!! Kill! Kill! Kill!!!
All Th' Hospital Shows: A bunch of fucking overpaid actors walk around in lab coats and sample each other's tonsils in broom closets this week. Woah! Woah!
Th' White House: My fave reality show so far! Season six rocks the hardest so far! You fuckin' asshole.
Did I mention that hideous little homecoming queen from th' fourth Circle of Hell Natalie Holloway is fucking DEAD? RING THE FUCKIN' BELLS! SAINT ANDREWS MAKES SUCH SWEET FUCKING MUSIC!! EEEEARRGHHHHHHHH GLGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRAOIHGQWGVNA;ALKS;LVNOIHO
posted by Bobby Lightfoot at 19:05
3 Comments:
I've never seen American Idol and I want to keep it that way.
Unless Bobby Lightfoot is on it and kicks their motherfucking asses.
Bobby Lightfoot is to old for
American Idol and I don't think
Lori Lightfoot would ALLOW him
to be away for all that time any-
way. It's to bad, because next
week the musicians go to GRACELAND.
And God knows how much the FOOT
loves Elvis! Did I mention that
he just IS to old? But he is cute!!!
Too old? 26 is too old?
'kay, I auditioned and didn't make it. O.K.? O.K.?
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