8/31/2006

Th' Political Sexual Fantasy Matching Game: Republican Edition.


Yeah. Boy. Mm-hm.

this one's a little different.

Answers below! Woo-hoo!

Politician:

1. Donald Rumsfeldt
2. Karl Rove
3. Dick Cheney
4. Condoleeza Rice
5. Paul Wolfowitz





Spanks it to:

1. Ashley Olson
2. His own granddaughter
3. Jonbenet's mummified remains
4. Imelda Marcos
5. L'il Bow Wow



Scenario:
1. She shoves a ball-gag in his mouth and hits him in th' ass with a strap-on.
2. He holds a gun to her head and forces oral favors. When she cries he pistol-whips her.
3. Ball-gag, ass, strap-on.
4. They feebly couple and he shoots her in the head right when he's coming.
5. He sinks his teeth into her neck and turns her into a creature of the night.

Answers:
1-1-4
2-5-3
3-2-2
4-4-1
5-3-5

3 Comments:

Blogger roxtar said...

Babs Bush, in Marine One, with a candlestick.

6:18 AM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

I'd make a joke but this is just too fucking creepy.

9:58 AM  
Blogger fgfdsg said...

Yeah, I failed to see the humour, cause it's probably true.

4:37 PM  

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