Th' Politician's Sexual Fantasy Matching Game! Democratic Edition!
It's the greatest. Just match the head of state w/ their sexual fantasy; who and how.Answers below!
Ex-president:
1. Jimmy Carter
2. Bill Climpton
3. FDR
4. Lyndon Johnson
5. John F. Kennedy
spanks it to:
1. Emma Goldman
2. Emmylou Harris
3. Beyonce
4. Katherine Hepburn
5. Raquel Welch
scenario:
1. ceiling-peelingly slow cunnilingus followed by a first-rate rogering.
2. The "open lotus" position which opens all th' shakras. To a first-rate rogering.
3. Diamonds and rose petals spread about a large Sleep Number bed, followed by expert probings of the G-spot and then F.R.R.
4. He reclines and she sits on his Adam's Apple and goes gran mal while he hums "La Vie En Rose" at th' top of his lungs in basso-profundo. Ha ha. One for th' notebook, huh fellas?
5. The standard fare but with little touches. Ankles on shoulders. Arched backs. Some food maybe or lite tyings-up.
Answers:
1-2-2
2-3-5
3-1-1 ha ha ha.
4-4-4
5-5-3
Ha ha ha. Ha.
posted by Bobby Lightfoot at 18:19
6 Comments:
I couldn't participate. This post turned me on too much.
wphhbj: wacky prison horny honey blow job.
There's jimen all over the place.
Never say never, dude.
And by the way, that broad at the top of this post is H-O-T, HOT!
STICKY CAME TO MY FUCKIN' BLOG!! FUCKIN' STICKY!
I'll cut ya, dude!!
YES!
You guys can have your Lennons and Partridges and Pynchons and all. Today is th' day Sticky came to my blog!
I'll cut ya!
And I owe it all to th' Viscounte.
And yeah, I wanted to find a picture of Emma Goldman that finally showed th' world what a Grade-A cock ornament she really was, man.
I'll fuckin' cut ya!
Fine. What about "across-the-aisle"?
"I tell you officer, it was General Abizaid in Eleanor Roosevelt with the candlestick!!!"
I think the bush admin is a Baptist conspiracy to make us all miss Jimmy Carter.
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