5/09/2007

Your Source For Crap


Musicians have to do fuckin' ads sometimes. Hey, fuck you a guy gets hungry. This one's for a grocery chain in Hartford CT. Please don't tell them about this take. The engineer (me) rolled tape when th' producer (me) was getting a Dove bar and the singer (me) threw this quick version of th' jingle down.

Fuckers didn't like th' bluegrass one. That was the cool one. Sorry, Ned. So they get this.

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10 Comments:

Blogger Andre said...

Great! I think I'd actually shop in a store that would use this 'crap' version.

4:34 AM  
Blogger EmployeeoftheMonth said...

"C'mon and buy some crap from us.
You know you want to."

MST3K - "Mr. B. Natural" short

9:43 AM  
Blogger Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

lol China/vagina

2:12 PM  
Blogger XTCfan said...

God, Bobby -- no one can write a heart-wrenching ballad like you. Brings a tear to my eye, it does...

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HEARD THE VAGINAS WERE BUY ONE,GET ONE , AND YOU GET A FREE WIFF OF THE DOG. NO COUPON NECESSARY.

3:47 PM  
Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

Ha! You are exactly right, my friend. If you have the discount card, in fact, you get TWO free wiffs of th' dog.

3:52 PM  
Anonymous cleek said...

omgroflol

that's glorious.

6:56 PM  
Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

definitely th' sort of thing a prof. musician's blog should be, I'd say.

My favorite thing is how bad the vocal actually is. and i like "rogersmarketfuckin'place..."

10:08 PM  
Anonymous cleek said...

"rogersmarketfuckin'place"

that's my wife's favorite bit, too.

9:06 AM  
Blogger Neddie said...

Those fuckin' cunts rejected th' bluegrass version??? After I spent TWO FUCKIN' DAYS up in th' loft relearning the fuckin' 5-string bango?

Ground-up cat vaginas is too good for 'em.

PLEASE publish the bluegrass version! At least let SOMEBODY hear my bango part! They'll say, That's one fuckin' ixhrrfmf bango player!

10:56 PM  

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