4/24/2007

Freedum Idn't Free Proggresive Puusys

'Sright, Polenschmoken. All you righty fuckoes can step right up and Hand In Your Wrong right here at day 2 of

BOBBY LIGHTFOOT'S GREAT AMERICAN BUSHOUT REGISTERED TM

I've got th' faith in you. You know you want to, and you can do it here without any judgements or recriminations! No one's going to say "I told you so". Try it for A DAY. If you can QUIT FOR A DAY YOU CAN FUCKIN' MAKE IT.


Maybe you can try them new Bush Patchiz TM. Slap one on and it tells you lies while you withdraw painlessly.

And then you can wake the fuck up in time for all of us to pull the plug on the whole down-is-up-right-is-left thing.

Bobby says you can.

America Bless God.

2 Comments:

Blogger XTCfan said...

Those patches sound painful.

9:58 AM  
Blogger MichaelBains said...

They sound like mommy's lie when she told us daddy didn't like using the belt. He just had to...

I'll take a week's worth.

3:21 PM  

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