Excellent Haiku Week #2: "Transitions" with Robert Lightfoot

The excellent mid-century screenwriter Robert Sherwood










CIVICS:

There is a reason
Why gun sales establishments
Have only one clerk

SEX:

Sex is what you do
When you relax all of your
Non-fucking muscles


DEATH:

At last you are here
I'm not surprised that you look
Sort of like Don Ho

LIFE:

Look, there is a light
I'm not sure I like this shit
Stop hitting my ass

HAIKUS:

Haikus in English
Are like trying to make a
Boat out of tampons.