Haikus From Th' Road
Can we not argue
About what you're paying me
It is 4 AM.
I regret to in
Form you that the song you want
Will not be played now.
The patrol cars there
In the parking lot, my friend
Let's load out slowly.
I will tell your wife
If you go in there with her
I do not like lies.
No, we will not play
Anything by Depeche Mode
Put your drugs away.
I have cut my hand
Upon the side of my Rhodes
Quick- apply Patrone.
There is nothing I
Would not give right now to be
Away from this place
The dream of music
A perfect chord struck firmly
The smell of urine.
It is not my fault
That you have drunk so freely
And have made nothing.
I feel just like Sting
When you vomit your dinner
During the chorus
7 Comments:
of all these haiku
i prefer the final one
barf's always funny
i'm not so sure if
i prefer your haiku or
hot chicks with douchebags
Truly vomit rocks
It is always a punchline
Waiting to happen
I stole th' whole thing
From the site with the douchebags
My pen is bankrupt
lightfoot read at lunch
rueben gave me horrid gas
next cube neighbor dead
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Bobby Lightfoot says
His muse has left him for good
He is wrong, my friends
I think my muse wants
To just see other people
We can still be friends
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