4/03/2007

Man you GOTTA WATCH OUT


- If you laugh at "Sex And Th' City"- your junk falls off.

-If you laugh at two TV ads in a week- junk falls off.

-If you tell a girl you're her religion to hit it- junk falls off.

-If you BUY ANY PRODUCT LESS THAN 6 HOURS AFTER SEEING AN AD FOR IT- off.

-If you look forward to your job for a week running and you're not a musician or a gyno- off.

-If you buy a cd by a) Heart, b) Pat Benatar (she's so bluesy now) or c) Lifehouse- off it goes.

DUDE SOMETIMES IF THEY'RE IN A GOOD MOOD THEY'LL ACCEPT A FINGER BUT YOU CAN'T COUNT, COUNT, COUNT ON THAT!!! AND THEY MAKE YOU DEBASE YOURSELF. DON'T BE A FUCKING CHODE!!!!!!

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4 Comments:

Blogger The Viscount LaCarte said...

If you watch American Idol - off.

If you drive an Expedition, a Navigator or a Sequoia you have no chance....

8:55 AM  
Blogger Employee of the Month said...

Speed Dating - flies across the room at force.

Bought a Zune - gone.

Watch Deal or No Deal - not only does it fall off but your brain quickly follows.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

Or one of those fuckin' Lexus ones. Jesus. I saw one th' other day that looked like a fucking Trade Tower one wheels...what was it called...

I think it was called a "Fortress".

Speed dating- bad.

Speed fucking- good

3:58 PM  
Blogger The Viscount LaCarte said...

I think it was called a "Fortress".

I thought it was called The Glutton.

How do you get that job anyway - the one where you get to name new cars?

7:49 PM  

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