Man you GOTTA WATCH OUT
- If you laugh at "Sex And Th' City"- your junk falls off.
-If you laugh at two TV ads in a week- junk falls off.
-If you tell a girl you're her religion to hit it- junk falls off.
-If you BUY ANY PRODUCT LESS THAN 6 HOURS AFTER SEEING AN AD FOR IT- off.
-If you look forward to your job for a week running and you're not a musician or a gyno- off.
-If you buy a cd by a) Heart, b) Pat Benatar (she's so bluesy now) or c) Lifehouse- off it goes.
DUDE SOMETIMES IF THEY'RE IN A GOOD MOOD THEY'LL ACCEPT A FINGER BUT YOU CAN'T COUNT, COUNT, COUNT ON THAT!!! AND THEY MAKE YOU DEBASE YOURSELF. DON'T BE A FUCKING CHODE!!!!!!
posted by Bobby Lightfoot at 01:20
3 Comments:
If you watch American Idol - off.
If you drive an Expedition, a Navigator or a Sequoia you have no chance....
Or one of those fuckin' Lexus ones. Jesus. I saw one th' other day that looked like a fucking Trade Tower one wheels...what was it called...
I think it was called a "Fortress".
Speed dating- bad.
Speed fucking- good
I think it was called a "Fortress".
I thought it was called The Glutton.
How do you get that job anyway - the one where you get to name new cars?
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