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Hey to th' dude who hit me with a Google search on "bloody stool lump in testicle"- it's doctor time, man. We all know how we like to search our symptoms. It's human nature. I mean, I'm one of those idiots who never got his wisdom teeth out so I'm always doing searches for "swollen lymph node" and "fucked up gland" and shit.

but homes anything involving nutlumps and blood is probably worth looking into.

I'm guessing since you came and read my blog for a half hour there's probably still time left for you. Shit was funny, right? Bitter, bitter laughter is th' best medicine.

All th' rest of you Mel Schacher freaks can smoke pole.