Republican Politician Name Generators

Yeah, there's a couple three different ones. First one is simple- for the first name just use some slang word for "penis" (I hesitate, unlike many amongst us, to refer to it as the "male penis". I'm not being payed by th' word here).

Anyway! That's a mouthful! Heh!

Last name: Just add a branch of military service and a nonsense syllable! It's easier'n fuck!

-Dick Armyblerch

-Cock Marinefloont

-Prick Navyblunt

-Prong Forceburton

Try it! Trade 'em with you friends! Scare your mom!

Here's System Number Two, fumapolios:

For th' first name you just come up with a garment and for th' last name you use a computer part:

-Mitt Rom(ney)

-Sock Motherboard

-Brief Networkcard

-Glove RAMmery. Glove Rammery- guy's all OVER deregumalation.

-Pants Hardrive.

Finally, my dears we have the "first name- gross little slimy animal, second name physical malady" approach. Check 'er:

-Leech Exzema

-Worm Sciatica

-Shrimp Klostomie

Woah! That's mildly amusing. See, I haven't lost my edge. I've just gone back to music for a while. Anybody wants to pay me for writing offensive shit I'm all over it.

'Til then, let's see if you can come up with SOME MORE!


Blogger The Viscount LaCarte said...

Helmut Navyclunt
Bustier Pixel
Maggot Mucous Karbunkle

6:20 PM  
Blogger The Viscount LaCarte said...

Thought of this one on the way to the supermarket:

Truss Motherboard

And blogger helped me with this one:

Needle Armyzgcch

7:32 PM  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Rectal Brown.

Oh, wait, that's a real one.

Um... Oral Jezekadiah Cornhole?

11:45 AM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...


Woah - busted something.

Of the top of my head, no system:

Newt Hogwart
Sen. Dick Fuck
President Asshole

You're right, Bobby! It's easy!

9:07 PM  
Blogger The Viscount LaCarte said...

Kevin WINS!

7:45 AM  
Blogger Employee of the Month said...

Clint Hairshelf

11:27 AM  
Anonymous mdhatter said...

There's a guy in CT who runs for congress occastionally.

Rod Driver

no kiddin'

Hey, Bobby - Fridge Note - Pop Renaissance is on tour this spring, coming northeast. You should check out his show.. and maybe if you know anyone who knows anyone in the Valley... (as I think you might), he might gig out there?

You two are the only musicians on the web who I actually appreciate... for what i's worth you're both on my itunes.

9:06 PM  
Blogger Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Crank Marineskurv

Scarf Onbutton

Slug Ringworm

9:50 AM  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Rim Jobhole
Rusty Traumboehn
Warty Moorecock
Pustule Demonjizz
Piety Heartless (for girls).

12:15 PM  

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