3/13/2007

Woah! Th' Lost Prophecies Of Nostradamus #1!


Two hundred times ten from the Birth of the Son Of Man
From the West will come The Idiot Son
But he will actually come from the East
And just act like he came from th' West.

From a mother who looks like the label
Of The Oats Of Quaker
With a beautiful mind
Shall The Idiot Son issue
In th' West. I mean East.


Rich beyond riches from the Black Blood Of The Moor
And afflicted in the mouth and mind
The Idiot Son raineth wrath down upon the four corners of the earth
Until grape and grain shall at length
Cause him to topple
In the shower.

4 Comments:

Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

Anything Nostradamus can do to speed up fulfillment of the final item in this prophecy?

7:13 AM  
Anonymous cleek said...

it's a little known fact that grape and grain are two of the three food groups. the third is chicken wings.

everything else is dessert

8:57 AM  
Blogger Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Yes, but what would happeneth once the Son hath toppled? Would not the land be ruled thenceforth by the evil Vice?

11:06 AM  
Blogger Larry Jones said...

Why did he always have to talk in code like that? Pisses me off.

12:15 PM  

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