A William Carlos Williams Tribute By Robert Lightfoot

I am sorry that I ate the pudding and blamed it on the child
I am sorry that I taught the little dog to attack the cat with a silent command
I'm sorry that I watched "Faces Of Death" with the baby
I am sorry that I masturbated on the kitchen counter and forgot to clean it up
And I'm sorry I wiped my crank on the curtains
In the foyer