4/23/2007

Librels Are Morans Bush Rocks Globel Warning Whoax

Yeah, you fell for it didn't you. Fucking wanks. So easily drawn in with Good Ol' American Unregulated No Child Left Behind Spellin'. Anyway, check it righties- here's a chance to Do Good Now. It's like a amnesty. It's-----------


BOBBY LIGHTFOOT'S GREAT AMERICAN BUSHOUT REGISTERED TM

2007!!!!



WOAH, HUH? FOR THIS WHOLE WEEK YOU CAN COME TO TH' ORCHESTRA OF SWEET REGRET AND, WITHOUT ANY FEAR OF JUDGEMENT OR RECRIMINATION, RENOUNCE YOUR FAITH FOR ALL-TIME-OLYMPIC-LYING GOLD MEDALIST DRIBBLEYA BUSH!! HUH, YEAH?


Seriously, guys- guy just said that he has more faith tha ever in Gonzalez.


Aren't you fucking DONE yet?


Dude, I KNOW it's hard. I was engaged to this one chick once and she was unspeakable and I felt bound by propriety, you know? I know it's tough. But if it means some sleepless nights and some chewing of lip well it's all worth it in th' long run.

C'mon in! It's BOBBY LIGHTFOOT'S GREAT AMERICAN BUSHOUT!


wOOO HOOOOO TM!


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LET'S GET FREE! TM




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6 Comments:

Anonymous cleek said...

I'm free! Free At Last, just like i've always been.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ARE GOING TO BURN FOR ETERNITY AND PRESIDENT BUSH IS GOING TO BE LAUGHING WITH JESUS AT YOU STUPID MORANS!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AND I WILL BE THERE TOO DOING THE LOCOMOTION!

AND YOU'LL ME IN HELL WITH ANDY PARTRIDGE LISTENING TO FRANK ZAPPA AND ADMIRAL BEEFHEARTS!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:19 PM  
Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

You have to love how my blog randomly turns shit into fucking Arabic.

It's my favorite thing. Fuckin' Morans.

10:22 PM  
Blogger EmployeeoftheMonth said...

Don't buy the combo meal.

Eschew blockbuster

Forget the starblucks

Spend this weeks milk money on Patti Smith's "Twelve"

Frucking Morans.

11:35 PM  
Blogger Neddie said...

WE'LL NEVER BE DONE, MOONBAT C-SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

THATS RIGT CHEW ON IT HIPPIE TRAHS!

Dude, I KNOW it's hard.

THATS WHAT HSE SAID AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Bunch of intellectual pbkymys...

12:11 PM  
Blogger XTCfan said...

Hell sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

Speaking of hell, lookit how grim Senior looks in that one photo ... destined to an eternity with Barb and knowing that he'll be a one-term failure forever remembered as the father of the country's greatest two-term failure.

9:57 AM  

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