Bobby Lightfoot Glances At The Charts #2: Coldplay; wonderful, ugly Coldplay.
Wonderful, spotty, bad-haired Coldplay. Wonderful, ugly, gangly, spotty Coldplay.
I hope you sell eight quintillion of your new record.
I reckon there'll be no air-humping in your video.
Coldplay is to Shakira
as
Garlic is to Vampires.
Wonderful, gangly, goofy Coldplay.
I'm handsomer than all of you.
I love you.
And thanks for lending me the rack tuner at Irvine Meadows in '01. I woulda been FUCKED. FUCKED.
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