Those god damn things.

O.K., this one I came up with is for th' fellas. I like to call this "Determining Whether Old Ladies Turn You On Or If You're Gay". It's really simple. Just rate th' following pictures as to whether they get you worked up or not:

Picture 1:

Hot or not??

Hot: You are turned on by old ladies.
Not: Odds are good you're gay.

'kay, let's roll another:

Picture 2:

Hot or not?

Hot: odds are excellent that you are of the homosexual persuasion.

Not: equally likely that old ladies make you horny.

Hey! It's fun! And revealing!

Picture 3:

Hot or Not??

Hot: You are aroused by the elderly.

Not: You are a gay person.


Next up:

Picture 4:

Hot or not?

Hot: you are a first-rate butt pirate.

Not: You get a woody from th' aged.

Let's move on to number 5!!!

Picture 5:

That's too confusing.

Picture 5:

Hot or not??

Hot: You're a wrinklefarmer. The Russianer th' better. Freak.

Not: You're what Oscar Wilde called "Musical".

O.K, last picture:

Picture 6:

Oops. I just emailed this to my bowling team by mistake.

Hot or not?

Hot: You're queerer than a football bat.

Not: You'd just as soon see a really old, old ass. An old Russian lady ass.

So are you gay or do old ladies get you going?


Blogger XTCfan said...

daer bobbu:

havig trubb;e typng wtgth one haned ... the Russianer th' better. OMG OMG OMG YESSSSSSS


9:20 PM  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Lady #1 is FAAA-BULOUS!!!

1:32 AM  
Blogger Employee of the Month said...

Da! Peristroka!

yes! Yes! Yes! kvmzjuz!

10:24 AM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

Bobby - there's plenty of gay sites out there but I think the Russian thing taps an unmet need for a previously unseen audience.

We're talkin' "revenue stream" here.

jukbfpj, baby

2:57 PM  
Blogger Soundsurfr said...

Got any pictures of the Russian lady peeing?

12:00 AM  

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