2/05/2006

Th' Soulfinger Diaries: Pot Belly Pub, Ludlow VT, 1.3-1.5.06


Ladies and gennlemen I am Bobby Lightfoot and I GIVE YOU SOULFINGER. yeeahh you're such a lovely audience we'd LOVE to TAKE YOU HOME WITH US here's a little number froM JUNIOR WALKER AND TH' ALL STARS called SHOTGUN.

LUDLOW VERMONT, BABY! WE HEAR LUDLOW LIKES TO PAAAAAARRRRTY.
REMINDS ME OF LA, MAN!! CRAZY!!! ON KEYS AND SAX TONIGHT MR. LEVY PONTCHATRAIN!!! NOT A MAN TO HIT THE TOWN WITH UNLESSIN' YOU'VE GOT BAIL MONEY IN YOUR SOCK NOW.

YEEEAHHHH DAMMIT HERE'S A LITTLE THING FROM OTIS CALLED CAN'T TURN YOU LOOSE AND YOU KNOW I JUST CAN'T NOW, BABY, OHHHHH.

YEAH, CHILD!!! WOOOOOO!!!! NOW FOR A LITTLE BELLY RUBBER MAY WE PRESENT A DOUBLE DOSE OF TOWER OF POWER WITH YOU'RE STILL A YOUNG MAN AND DAMMIT WE'RE DOIN' WHAT IS HIP TOO.

WOOOO! YOU'RE STILL A YOUNG MAN...BABY....OOHHH....DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME...DOWN ON MY POLESMOKIN' KNEES, BABY.........'CAUSE IT'S YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU, LADY......AWW....IF YOU'D JUST CHECK OUT MY STUFF SOMETIME....AHHH...HA...HA!

AWWWW...AH HA! THAT'S RIGHT NOW, YEAH i CAN'T HEAR YOU LUDLOW. AW, YEAH....WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANNA HEAR SOME STEVIE WONDER NOW, HUH? YEAH? THREE REQUESTS FOR STEVIE! I'M COUNTIN! AWRIGHT HERE WE GO WITH SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED I WISH AND SUPERSTITION, NOW. YEEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.


aaawww, now- yo'uve just been fanTASTIC good night! good night! we'll see you soon, now! CHECK IT-
HUH!

Let's get in AWN...Let's get it AWWNNN, oh, let's love, baYYY-by...Let's get it AWWWNNN. We're all...sensitive...people, baby. so MUCH TO SHARE.

3 Comments:

Blogger fgfdsg said...

No song you stingy bastard? Some of us are just hanging out for a good 'fingering from you now and then.

atpbk - what you get from reading the first letter from each paragraph on page 45 of the 1875 Penny Dreadful "The Sensual Trollop, The Lusty Highwayman and The Chocolate Fingers".

blind - what you get from reading the rest of it

11:33 PM  
Blogger The Viscount LaCarte said...

Man, I swear I wrote today's post before I read yours...

I'm with Simon - I thought you were going to Post "Shotgun."

digddirx - Some new video format...

11:35 AM  
Blogger roxtar said...

I'd heard that, too. About Ludlow, I mean. You know, that they like to party. And I was hoping for Young Man/What is Hip, if you're taking requests.....

rfizaj - when radio frequency interference makes your jazz come out of the speakers backwards

12:58 PM  

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