Bobby Lightfoot's Three Happy Years Special #1: Hey, fellows! Which way do yer swing?
Whaddya say? Lindddey England or Jessica Lynch, eh? You want th' wholesome grade school teacher thing or th' cig-hangin', hand-shootin', foul-mouthed getting-pregnant from god-knows-which PFC TRAMP, eh?
What th' fuck, hey? Vote, fumapolios. I'll start it off with a big red check in th' Linddddey England box.
Hey, look at it this way- at least she'd have some weed.
posted by Bobby Lightfoot at 15:47
6 Comments:
Well, they're both from West Virginia, so that's a push.
Hey, what do girls from West Virginia put behind their ears to attract guys? Their ankles!
I'm not into schoolmarms, but Lindsie England's classic pose has her pointing at a penis and laughing. Had enough of that from my first two wives, thanks all the same.
Make mine Jessica!
One for Jess, one for Lindeeeee.
Hey, at least they didn't point at it and scream.
Oh. Wait.
They're both so unappealing I can hardly make up my mind! Must be the uniform. Not my thing...
xujprp - saying excuse me while burping
Easy one. I got a personal rule about making it with mentally handicapped women.
(I only do it on Thursdays)
And this is Tuesday, so it's gotta be Jess.
I got a personal rule about making it with mentally handicapped women.
Are you for it or against it?
Jane Wiedlin's career has been on the skids longer than Santa's sleigh. Offer may vary in Australia.
It's peanutty...it's chewy...it's pnewy!
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