3/20/2006

Bobby Lightfoot's Three Happy Years Special #1: Hey, fellows! Which way do yer swing?



Whaddya say? Lindddey England or Jessica Lynch, eh? You want th' wholesome grade school teacher thing or th' cig-hangin', hand-shootin', foul-mouthed getting-pregnant from god-knows-which PFC TRAMP, eh?

What th' fuck, hey? Vote, fumapolios. I'll start it off with a big red check in th' Linddddey England box.

Hey, look at it this way- at least she'd have some weed.



7 Comments:

Blogger roxtar said...

Well, they're both from West Virginia, so that's a push.

Hey, what do girls from West Virginia put behind their ears to attract guys? Their ankles!

I'm not into schoolmarms, but Lindsie England's classic pose has her pointing at a penis and laughing. Had enough of that from my first two wives, thanks all the same.

Make mine Jessica!

6:16 PM  
Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

One for Jess, one for Lindeeeee.

Hey, at least they didn't point at it and scream.

Oh. Wait.

6:55 PM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

They're both so unappealing I can hardly make up my mind! Must be the uniform. Not my thing...

xujprp - saying excuse me while burping

6:57 AM  
Blogger Soundsurfr said...

Easy one. I got a personal rule about making it with mentally handicapped women.

















(I only do it on Thursdays)




And this is Tuesday, so it's gotta be Jess.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous roxtar said...

I got a personal rule about making it with mentally handicapped women.

Are you for it or against it?

1:09 PM  
Blogger fgfdsg said...

And here I thought it was Jane Wiedlin now that her career is on the skids.

"Riding in the Bush Hour... oooh you send me".

2:36 PM  
Blogger roxtar said...

Jane Wiedlin's career has been on the skids longer than Santa's sleigh. Offer may vary in Australia.

It's peanutty...it's chewy...it's pnewy!

2:55 PM  

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