5/25/2007

Cable Channels For Th' New Millenium

The Pissing Channel

The Spitting Channel

Th' Underarm Fart Channel

Th' Twelve-Year-Olds Sitting Around And Talking About Superpowers Channel

Nursing Home Cam

The Gunshot Wound Channel

Anuses Of Th' World

Community Organ Sale Bulletin Board (not Baldwin or Hammond)

People Who Can Actually Fuck Themselves Network

7 Comments:

Blogger The Viscount LaCarte said...

The Bass Players of Grand Funk Channel

The Gas Line Channel

The Feed The Atheists to the Christians Channel

The Rudy Giuliani Interrogation Channel

The We All Have Our Heads So Far Up Our Asses We Can Roll All They Way To Des Moines Channel

The jxrxx Channel

7:50 AM  
Blogger Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

I'm sure most of those are websites already.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous mdhatter said...

The IAEA Inspectors Network (redacted)

The Libertarian News Network (all repeats due to severe funding shortages)

10:44 AM  
Anonymous mdhatter said...

The aren't you jealous of all my swag and my Bentley, just in case i better whip it out and put it on the dashboard channel.

10:46 AM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

The Environmental Catastrophe Channel - plenty of material to fill the hours

The Dubya Channel - has no programming at all, but 30% of the country still watches it

The Love Boat Channel - individual scenes from the entire run of The Love Boat are shown in random order in an unending "episode" and not one viewer notices

11:23 AM  
Anonymous blue girl said...

"The Dubya Channel - has no programming at all, but 30% of the country still watches it"

Laugh. Out. Loud.

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who knows where to download XRumer 5.0 Palladium?
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11:19 PM  

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