I'd Like To Thank Th' Academy

This month the Award From The Lightfoot Foundation of Amusement is presented to the emminent zeitgeist capturer Pinko Punko for the following conjecture regarding your humble author:

Why is my mental picture of Bobby Lightfoot a 5' 3" little dude hopped up on crystal meth wearing a Samhain t-shirt?

Oh. And an eye patch.

That's pretty spot-on, I have to say.

They're making it harder and harder to cook th' meth though.

This might not seem like a big deal but look at the fuckin' prize. It's like 9 1/2 inches long.


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