Bobby Lightfoot's Cosmo Articles #2: How To Tell Your Guy Isn't Into You Anymore

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1. You nuzzle up close to your handsome hunk and he tells you to "fuck off".
2. You touch him lightly and he blows chunks on your shoes.
3. You're out on a romantic stroll. He points to some guy and says, "I wouldn't fuck you with HIS dick".
4. He cleans his armpits with your pillowcase.
5. You find pictures of yourself on the bottoms of his shoes.
6. He keeps saying, "I DIVORCE YOU, I DIVORCE YOU, I DIVORCE YOU".
7. He starts talking with a lisp.
8. You wave from the sidewalk and he tries to run you over.
9. He insists on calling you "saddle pal" in bed.
10. When you make romantic overtures he starts sticking needles in his eyes.