Word's In- Ned's Fine.

Mama Jingo reports that our Neddie is through Th' Procedure and doped to the gills. I didn't realize it was going down so soon but there you have it.

I'll call tomorrow and see if he's Taking Calls, but from what I hear it's cool. Now he's on crutches for like eight years and they'll know in a couple if Alistair Cooke's bone takes. God bless us every one.

The bone thing sounds sort of wrong. Let me rephrase: they'll know if he takes to Alistair Cooke's bone.

Never fucking mind.