Bobby's Lightfoot Komedy Korner! Woah woah weee woah!

Saudi Royal family walks into a bar! Suddenly it turns out it's a giant blender and this big giant turns it on and splortch that's all she fuckin' wrote! And these big spikes come out of th' walls and then th' fucking walls collapse! Scrunch! Ha!







Four pigs walk into a bar! Suddenly the floor disappears and they all fall to slow, hideous deaths on th' spikes below! Cockroaches scurry hither 'n' yon, plucking out their eyes and scrotes! Yeesh!















Fuckin' Rupert Murdoch and O.J. walk into a bar! Nicole's ghost appears in a cook's outfit and hacks off their wangs with a butcher knife, throws 'em in a blender and serves 'em up in margarita glasses. With little umbrellas! Ha! They bleed to death while enjoying their "cocktails" and are buried in an obscene position under th' floorboards.










Fuckin' Dribbleya walks into a bar and orders a "Cheney". Two minutes later his chest explodes and Cheney comes out. Then Cheney's chest explodes and Dribbleya makes sweet love to th' cavity. Then they collapse sated into a bloody pile and die giggling and puking entrails. Ha.

This one might be a pilot.