Bobby Lightfoot And The Orchestra Of Sweet Regret: 2006-09-24

A Difficult But Necessary Operation.

It is time to draw straws, my friends. There are things to consider: who among us has the least dependents? Who has a steady hand and a keen eye? Who is unconspicuous?

Think of a decent band, say. With a lot of good players and a great singer but the bass player ruins everything. Or a family where a wretched and loudmouthed child sets the tone for every interaction. And when the audience or th' neighbors think of this band or family all they can think about is the wretched little egotist.

Who is brave? Who is mature and sober enough to realize that the time has come to draw straws?

High Congress Presents #4: "Unexpected" by Simon Knight

Hey, here's something, huh? Simon takes bits from a couple of dozen pop songs including "More Than This" by Roxy, "Take A Walk On The Wild Side", "Then She Appeared" by XTC, "Like Dying" by Yours Truly, "Back On The Chain Gang", etc. etc., mashes them up on a computer and makes a backing track for a totally fuckin' cool original song. He writes the song, "Unexpected", melody and lyrics and all and sends the files to me.

I record all the vocals and add a bass guitar and mix. Dude, this is some seriously Tomorrow shit!

Woah!

Bobby Lightfoot's Fuckin' Philosophy Week #2: Dis Go Here #2:

DIS GO HERE!!

So FUCK Y'ALL.

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