Things To Do Besides Watching Television
1. Lie down and have someone pour a large pitcher of liquid shit into your mouth.
2. Develop total dependency on heroin. Then you can have Social Interaction with th' Pusherman and th' pigs.
3. See "1".
4. Go knife some Sihks to protect us from terrorism.
5. Start your own reality show: "Life". Film it with your mind's eye.
6. See "1".
7. Abuse an animal.
8. See if you can fuck yourself. Hey, it could happen!
9. Go drinking and driving.
10. Throw yourself in front of a bus.
11. Filet and pan-fry your frontal lobes.